Top 10 Dumbest People of the Week, Episode 171

Hello hello ! Welcome to the teubés of the week. Get ready for a good batch of idiots, imbeciles, idiots and other ignorant. You have the right to laugh, but don’t forget to take a little intelligence test to find out if you too deserve to be part of this incredible selection. With that I leave you, I have to go name my plants (I’m thinking of naming my ficus Romuald). Bye.

1. A young Russian woman who rose to fame after harassing Ukrainian refugees on the street was eventually deported to Russia from Germany.

2. It’s a miracle

“I took a picture of a child’s chest x-ray to show his family (he had pneumonia). I showed the boy and he gasped. Then, in a surprised voice, he said: “I have a skeleton. »

3. A psychiatrist VS essential oils

” Help me please ! I have a friend whose 14-year-old daughter is having a psychotic episode. She no longer recognizes her mother. What oil for that? »

4. It’s creepy, but hey, why not?

“My 7-year-old daughter told me that Jeremy gave her all the answers at school. As the conversation progressed, I realized that Jeremy was the brains of her. She called her brain Jeremy. »

5. It’s ART

“There are paintings by Sai Tuombli, one of the most valued contemporary artists. The price of one of his paintings ranges between 2 million and 75 million dollars.

When I did this kind of painting at home, my mother punished me. »

6. The boy quickly forgot his fears

Me: *eats a Mentos in my corner*

My son (crying): Dad, don’t eat these Mentos! It is dangerous ! He’s a chemist for explosion videos! I like it on YouTube.

Me: It’s just a Mentos

My son: you are going to die

Me: *chews*

My son: Give me one.

7. Too practical

Balenciaga paraded his models in clay at Paris Fashion Week.

8. His wish was more or less granted.

“I remember when my son was 5 years old and I was showing him pictures of brains and pointing to his head and saying “this is where your brain is”. Then he took her head in his hands and complained saying “I don’t want a brain”

9. The best gender reveal party

“A couple pollutes a drought-stricken town’s water supply by dyeing it blue for a gender reveal”

10. They’re actually obsessed with it.

“M&Ms presents its new purple character. Conservatives suggest that he is transgender. »

11. The famous test

*Photo of antigen test*

“Why are you showing me this?

_ I was with you yesterday

_ Y ??? I had a vasectomy last year, it’s not mine. »

If you liked the teubés, you will love the champions of the week.

Source: Facepalm, Dumb, IdiotFighting Things, KidsAreFuckingStupid, Quityourbullshit, Stupidpeopleonfacebook, Win Stupid Prizes, Trashy, Mildly Irritating, karma.

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